Friday, January 4, 2013
President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone
rang.”Hello, President Obama” a heavily accented southern voice said.
“This is Jimmy Boy, down here at Bump’s Catfish Shack, in Vicksburg,
and I am callin’ to tell ya’ll that we are officially declaring war on
“Well Jimmy Boy,” Barack replied, “This is indeed important news! How
big is your army?”
“Right now,” said Jimmy Boy, after a moments calculation “there is
myself, my cousin Bubba, my next-door-neighbor Cooter and brother
Gerald, and the whole dart team from JD’s Bait Shop. That makes eight
or maybe nine depending if Bump can close the store.
Barack paused. “I must tell you Jimmy Boy that I have one million men
in my army waiting to move on my command.”
“Wow,” said Jimmy Boy. “I’ll have to call ya back!”
Sure enough, the next day, Jimmy Boy called again. “Mr. Obama, the war
is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!”
“And what equipment would that be Jimmy Boy?” Barack asked.
“Well sir, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and my brother Mike’s
President Obama sighed. “I must tell you Jimmy Boy, that I have 16,000
tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also I’ve increased my
army to one and a half million since we last spoke.”
“Lord above”, said Jimmy Boy, “I’ll be getting back to ya.”
Sure enough, Jimmy Boy called again the next day. “President Obama! I
am sorry to have to tell you that we have had to call off this here
“I’m sorry to hear that” said Barack. “Why the sudden change of heart?”
“Well, sir,” said Jimmy Boy, “we’ve all sat ourselves down and had a
long chat over sweet tea, catfish, greens and pie and come to realize
that there’s just no way we can feed that many prisoners.”
SOUTHERN CONFIDENCE CANNOT BE SHAKEN
If you are a REAL Southerner, you won’t even need to be told to pass this on!
GOD BLESS EVERYBODY!
Posted byJohn MacHaffieat10:55 AM http://nesaranews.blogspot.com/2013/01/mississippi-declares-war-humor.html