How A Stimulus Package Works

-It is a slow day in the small Minnesota town of Marshall , and streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody is living on credit.
-A rich tourist visiting the area drives through town, stops at the motel and lays a $100 bill on the desk saying he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs to pick one for the night.
-As soon as he walks upstairs, the motel owner grabs the bill and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher.
-The butcher takes the $100 and runs down the street to retire his debt to the pig farmer.
-The pig farmer takes the $100 and heads off to pay his bill to his supplier, the Farmer’s Co-op.
-The guy at the Farmer’s Co-op takes the $100 and runs to pay his debt to the local prostitute, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer her “services” on credit.
-The hooker rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill with the hotel owner.
-The hotel proprietor then places the $100 back on the counter so the rich traveler will not suspect anything.
-At that moment the traveler comes down the stairs, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, picks up the $100 bill and leaves town.
-No one produced anything. No one earned anything… However, the whole town is now out of debt and now looks to the future with a lot more optimism.
-And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how a Stimulus Package is supposed to work!!!!!!!

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